rekkacska:

Tyrion: I want you to fuck me, like it’s my last night in this world



karmaplus:

Children In Need Special 2005


SAM: I wonder if we’ll ever be put into songs or tales.
FRODO: What?
SAM: I wonder if people will ever say, “Let’s hear about Frodo and the Ring!” And they’ll say, “Yes, that’s one of my favorite stories.” “Frodo was really courageous, wasn’t he, Dad?” “Yes, my boy. The most famousest of Hobbits, and that’s saying a lot.”
FRODO: You’ve left out one of the chief characters! Samwise the Brave.